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An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.
I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.
A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.
Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.
A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.
I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.