1 girl 1 phone

This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.

Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"

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1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up

Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"

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Crim-1-1

The nickname for the football team at Harvard University. The Crim which is short for the school's team name the Crimson, and 1-1 for the year that's coming up.

We're gonna kick Yale's ass this year in their own shit hole of New Haven. Crim-1-1, dial-it-up!

World 1-1

A level in Super Mario bros; the first level played on SMB.

World 1-1 is an iconic level in Super Mario Bros.

1/1/0001

the first day in the gregorian calendar

or was it 1/1/0000

is the first day in the gregorian calendar 1/1/0001 or 1/1/0000

1+1+1=1

A joke mocking the trinity, the core doctrine of Christianity. The trinity believes God is One in three persons who arent eachother but are all god 100% “ So 3 gods?”Some people say to which christians respond no no its one god

James: the trinity is not illogical god can be one and in any amount of persons!

MutahWarrior313: 1+1+1=1?????

Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?

578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle