Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

1000 iq

Someone who thinks theyre highly intelligent, 'beating the system' and usually has some kind of intricate, complicated, 'puppetmaster' type plan. But once all the drama is over, they end up just playing themselves.

Jill: Seen Bullet Train? total 1000 IQ movie

1000 iq

When someone thinks theyre highly intelligent and have it all figured out.

But once all the drama and noise is over, they just played themselves.

Jill: You see Bullet Train, 1000 iq movie