The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.
Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?
Me: What?
Kelly: November 14th is exactly 9 months after Valentine's day. Hey, isn't that your birthday?
Me: crap.
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Thrown your friend Evan down a flight of stairs
Some guy on Feb 14: Ayo, Evan
Evan: What bitch
Some guy: throws him down a flight of stairs
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put out day. where the girls who don't "give it up" as easy. can give the guys something to look forward too.
omg . Matt remembered. that aug 14 was put out day. so now i gotta put out.
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December 14 is a day of importance of a birthday for a beautiful child that has lots of friends has a gf/bf and sings beautifully has a big booty gets all these boys in the world she is smart funny sweet and kind sometimes clingy
Have you heard about the girl born on December 14π
Yea that's me I'm beautiful rightβ€οΈ
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National being single appreciation day!!!!
january 14 is the day when you absolutely do not need a girlfriend to be happy. single lives rule!!!!
January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born
I have a long ass penis
Are u born January 14
Yes
Ah i believe u
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May 14 is the prettiest day and month of the year! If someone is born on this day keep them close because they are very caring!
Oh I wish I have a may 14 friend
I do and there very kindπ
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