November 14

The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.

Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?
Me: What?
Kelly: November 14th is exactly 9 months after Valentine's day. Hey, isn't that your birthday?
Me: crap.

Feb 14

Thrown your friend Evan down a flight of stairs

Some guy on Feb 14: Ayo, Evan
Evan: What bitch

Some guy: throws him down a flight of stairs

Aug 14

put out day. where the girls who don't "give it up" as easy. can give the guys something to look forward too.

omg . Matt remembered. that aug 14 was put out day. so now i gotta put out.

December 14

December 14 is a day of importance of a birthday for a beautiful child that has lots of friends has a gf/bf and sings beautifully has a big booty gets all these boys in the world she is smart funny sweet and kind sometimes clingy

Have you heard about the girl born on December 14😁

Yea that's me I'm beautiful right❤️

January 14

National being single appreciation day!!!!

january 14 is the day when you absolutely do not need a girlfriend to be happy. single lives rule!!!!

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

May 14

May 14 is the prettiest day and month of the year! If someone is born on this day keep them close because they are very caring!

Oh I wish I have a may 14 friend
I do and there very kind💗