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December 30 celebrates the day Korean musician, and member of the group BTS, Kim Taehyung was born into this world and began his legacy of talent and fame that continues to this day
friend: today is december 30 right?
you: yes omg it’s Kim Taehyung’s birthday, let’s stream his song “Singularity”
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People born on April are more likely to be a taurus The Earth sign collective are practical, stoic, determined, ambitious and materialistic. Taurus are famous for their stubbornness, but there's more to them then that they're a bit of dark horse. Ruled by the planet Venus, they share her traits of beauty, artistry, hedonism and a love of luxury and comfort
People at school:she/he keeps tripping on the floor i bet she/he i bet there were born on April 30th
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National appreciate your guy bsf day
Ohh shitt it’s March 30 happy bsf day bro.
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International Soulmates Day
It is the day when the first person to ever have a soulmate forced himself out of the womb hurriedly so that he could be born in the same year as his soulmate, now every year we celebrate this day in honour of two of the first soulmates to ever exist and hope we can all achieve the same fate.
Newborn baby in baby language: "This is weird, I woke up in the morning and I feel like something that had been missing my whole life is finally there"
Guardian Angel: "Ohh honey! it's December 30! your soulmate was just born"
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Recognized as “International Power Bottom Appreciation Day”, when everyone shows gratitude for their favorite power bottom . Observed in the. Gay community as tops gift their favorite power bottom with their favorite lube.
In appreciation for his stamina , he gave his boyfriend lube on October 30th.
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failed 30-somethings
The college party was packed with 30-nothings
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Means eat 30 dick or a 30 clip. Philly/Jersey slang
Person 1: “Nigga fuck you”
Person 2: “Eat 30 and die bitch”
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