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Yeah bro, my girl gives me some of the best Gawk Gawk Gawk 3000
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"Bro, she gave me the double gulck gulck 3000 last night."
Halerizer Deluxe 3000 is a combination sex maneuver where the man drops a Cleveland Steamer on the women's breasts. The poop allows for an easy titty fuck. After he finishes on her chin, causing a white streak to resemble the facial hair style of a flavour savor, he takes his dirty penis and applies a Dirty Sanchez using it as if it were a paint brush or pencil. She then proceeds to lick her breasts clean of all fecal matter. Once finish she will appear to have a brown mustache and a white flavour savor from her mouth to her chin.
Dane performed a Hallerizer Deluxe 3000 on his girlfriend Ally. Needless to say she became sick the next day from consuming human feces.
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“I love you 300” is a sentence used in the new avengers endgame movie.
“hey, I love you 3000”
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BEST SLOPPY TOPPY YOU FINNA RECEIVE
da homie gave me that gawk gawk gawky 3000 last night
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The robotic form of Abe Lincoln that will come from the past to destroy the future.
Noooo! Abe Linco-Tron 3000 is here! Use the children as shields! Nooooo he has my fac-....,(end of transmission)
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if someone tells u that, it means that he TRULY loves u. And that he's a marvel fan
-he sent me : "i love you 3000 <3"
- OMG U LUCKY BITCH