March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

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Forever 31

A fictional store where women can purchase age-inappropriate clothing.

Usually cited when a woman of advancing age (a) wears clothing better suited to a female half her age or (b) wears club clothes to work.

Person A: Lawd, did you see that dress Propecia was wearing today?

Person B: Yea, was there a sale at Forever 31 I didn't know about??

Person A: Yup, looks like that dress is from FXXXI's "Club to Conference Room" collection, late 2009 if I recall correctly.

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October 31

National hug anyone and see if they hug you back! Its really in the name but it’s hug anyone and see if they hug you back

Nick: *Hugs lizzie*
Lizzie: Why did you do that
Nick: it October 31st
Lizzie: oh yeahhhhh *hugs nick back*

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October 31

National January Day

“hey when is January”

“oh it’s on october 31st”

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March 31

March 31 is brenda Miguel's birthday so go say happy birthday to brenda !

Friend: its march 31!
Me: yeah! It's my birthday
Friends: happy birthday brenda!

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31 39

Used by scientists and nerds to call somebody Gay.
On the periodic table (atomic numbers) , 31 is Ga and 39 is Y .
Put together, these create 'Gay' or 31 39.

You: "Hey Marco, you're 31 39!"
Marco: "Maybe I am... "

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December 31

December 31st is National suck a toe day
Grab a Friend/Family’s feel and enjoy the flavor!

Person 1: It’s December 31st! You now what that means

Person 2: Oh shit

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