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Indy 500

Indica

Bout to go hit some Indy 500 before bed!

by trehouselighter420 February 21, 2023


Indy 500

An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.

Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”

by Dublin Jack February 07, 2024


Indy 500

When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila

Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.

Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?

by Breeevon March 04, 2024


500 Radish

When your parents enter your room while gaming with the boys, you say 500 radish

500 Radish

by Envixty;) May 30, 2022


Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500

The never ending NASCAR race at Texas Motor Speedway that was supposed to happen on October 25, 2020

The Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500 has been delayed for over 2 days because of bad weather. Clint Bowyer has been leading the race since Sunday.

by racingflxmes October 27, 2020


the Philadelphia 500

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.

yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect

by Pro stock November 25, 2021


Explorer 500

An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.

Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”

Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*

by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021