An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.
Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”
When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila
Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.
Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?
When your parents enter your room while gaming with the boys, you say 500 radish
500 Radish
The never ending NASCAR race at Texas Motor Speedway that was supposed to happen on October 25, 2020
The Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500 has been delayed for over 2 days because of bad weather. Clint Bowyer has been leading the race since Sunday.
Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .
The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect
An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.
Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*