COLE APPRECIATION DAY
today we appreciate how hot cole is
Cole is hot so we should celebrate Cole appreciation day on October 5th
To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.
Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.
Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.
“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”
Michael Jackson fan day. A day to celebrate being an MJ fan.
Hey guys, it's the 5th October! Did you hear it's Michael Jackson fan day today?
International karaoke fighting day.
Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.
Tackle someone named noah day this is a day were you can tackle all your friends that are called noah
Hey dude lets tackle noah because its November 5th
National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!
You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.