National: Tell one of your secrets to your bestfriend & ask out your crush!
Emma: I really really like you Xavi...
Xavier: Isn't it February 8th?
Emma : yea.. you are my bestfriend n my crush
November 8th is national grab an ass day, if you see an ass and consent was inferred, grab that shit.
Guy: Its November 8th!
Girl: Oh National Grab an ass day?
Guy: *raises eyebrows*
Girl: Fine.
Give your crush your sweatshirt no matter what they say
Guy: hey here’s my sweatshirt
Crush: ok but why
Guy : because it’s November 8th
national girls say yes day, no matter the question you just have to say yes!
dude: i like u wanna go out?
girl: yes!
november 8th
The day of rejection.
Matthew Wang got rejected by Chloe Jang on this fateful night.
Josh Song: APRIL 8TH!!!!
Matthew Wang: *cries*
Me- clap,clap,clap
Mum- walks in* wtf are you doing
Me- it’s national beat your meat day today
Mhm- I don’t care your grounded
8th of June is beat your meat day
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