January 9

It’s when bad bitches and real niggas are born

You regular bitches and niggas can’t relate to a real a January 9 born

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December 9

National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

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december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

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Rule 9

Always carry a knife

(originated from S.A. Gibbs' unwritten list of Rules, as per NCIS)

AGENT: Thank god for Rule 9! Now I can cut off these ropes!

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November 9

National make-out and hoe around day

Dude i cant Wait for November 9

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cloud 9

a feeling of extreme happiness or euphoria, feeling like you're floating on air. Also spelled "cloud nine."

Today was such a great day. I feel like I'm floating on cloud 9!

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January 9

People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.

“Hey did you know that Bencsik Gábor’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why he’s such a keeper”

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