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fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 5, 2010

25👍 14👎


Narcissism Ratio

The ratio of photos of yourself you've added in Facebook to those added by others. Mitigating considerations may include Korean Tourist Disorder, which compels one to take pictures of oneself in front of every landmark encountered regardless of its insignificance.

Dick: Jane is such a self-centered bitch. She has like 700 photos of herself tagged.
Dave: Srsly. Her narcissism ratio is off the charts.

by calvert February 12, 2008

8👍 3👎


Rogue Ratios

Quantitative bad deals whereby enslaved workers or employees are being taken advantage of by their bosses or entrepreneurs, who have financial control over their lives, be it five days of work in exchange for a weekend break (5 : 2)—an investment of –60%—or a two-week annual leave (2 : 52), or a 5% savings rate on gross salary for 40 years.

Millions of people around the world are aware of the rogue ratios that force them to live a mediocre life, but only a very percentage of them think they can work for a better ratio to achieve financial freedom.

by Numerati August 17, 2023


Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.

Yooo this Jeffery ratio sucks dick.

by Lawlderp December 8, 2019


Fill-ratio

When you are out to eat at a restaurant that has free refills on your drink. If your server keeps your glass full, the server has a high fill-ratio. If the server ignores you and leaves you thirsty, the server has a low fill-ratio.

A takeoff of “kill-ratio”

Our waiter’s fill-ratio is pathetic—he hasn’t come by once.

by Rowdy Librarian January 28, 2020


Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 29, 2020


Floinge Ratio

Ratio between how much food you eat and how much you poop

Did you see Spanner eat that huge meal? He's going to have the best Floinge Ratio tomorrow

by TorBloke September 12, 2018