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When 2 lovers fall asleep in voice call
User 1: I did a sleep call with Amanda on Discord last night
User 2: Shit add me next time
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a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person
*people walking down a street*
*stoner riding in car passes*
"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)
*people jump and are suprised*
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when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
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A phone call you make to your girlfriend or mistress to warn that your wife may soon call and ask tricky questions. Popularized by Tiger Woods.
Dude, can I borrow your phone? My wife swiped mine, so I better make a few tiger calls.
"testy call" is the female-abbreviated version of booty call which can also be the equivalent sentence of "getting the d" - a sentence generated to stabilize the man-to-female relationship and work as a stable pillar for equality.
"I'm totally going to invite the hot guy from the bar last week over for a Testy Call"
1) When someone was previously doing something but decided to stop it. It could be when someone quits a job, sports team, personal goal, a project, a relationship, etc.
2) referring to the rumor that Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance) "broke up" with Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy). This supposedly happened during the 2005 Warped Tour, also known as the summer of like to fans. Infinity On High was released by FOB in 2007 with the song Bang The Doldrums, among the many tracks that released with the album. Petekey stans suspect that this bop, among many others, is about the mychem bassist. They say that Pete got emo about the breakup and proceeded to write the bop, as he would usually do with all of his relationships. The term "Call it quits" is mentioned directly in the song just before the first chorus.
1a)
jonathan: yo did you hear about kylie and jen? they called it quits!
logan: no way! that shit's whack!
1b)
carson: yo fuck this; i'm calling it quits
2a)
"I couldn't bring myself to call, except to call it quits"
{Bang The Doldrums, Fall Out Boy}
mikey: thanks, pete. now everyone thinks we dated
pete: *sweats* mikeyway and i? nahh. we're just Sweet Little Dudes
2b)
toxic fan: omg did u know that pete and mikey totally dated??? there's a bunch of proof that they did!! they should just stop pretending and get back together already!!-
joselyn: there's no actual proof that they were together. and even if they did, they decided to call it quits for a reason. they both have children and are living happily with their significant others. respect that. you can dream about it but don't harass them. it's disrespectful and toxic.
Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .
Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .
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