arse child

When a child is born, not of a man and a woman, but of a man and a man. Birthing takes place through the anus, and the child is thus referred to as an 'arse child'.

Oliver Richardson is an arse child of Mad Malcolm

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love child

the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents

C'mon Leroy you know Sheronda's new baby is your love child.

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Poster Child

A person who is an example of something.

Though Jerry was reckless, he somehow always prevailed due to dumb luck. When they say "Fortune favours the foolish", Jerry was the poster child.

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Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.

Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.

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Soul Child

A Soul child is someone who both trusts and loves themselves and others. Their definitive power comes from their almighty source and the universe. They retain a sense of innoncence yet at the time embody wisdom. They have ordered love in which they love their higher power, then themselves, and then their fellow beings. This soul child is rare and always a blessing to encounter. Everyone has one in them, they just have to be open to it..

That one is a soul child!

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only child

Someone who has no siblings. Some upsides are getting what you want, having some friends that are only children, no being irked, and having higher goals. Downsides are lashing anger on kids who have siblings, and can end up being a jerk. Sometimes it leads to having an inflated ego.

Friend 1: How's your sister?
Friend 2: Pretty good. She's playing soccer.
Only child: I'm frickin' tired about my brother that, and my sister this! Screw all of you! *walks away*
Friend 1: God, what a jerk.
Friend 2: I know.

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Sun Child

A person who finds it in themselves to let their light shine where ever they go

She was such a sun child, always smiling, always emitting positivity from within

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