Eugene Hutz

The amazing lead singer of the European gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello. Eugene was born in Kiev, Ukraine on October 31st 1972. He is also known for staring in the movie Everything Is Illuminated along with Elijah Wood.

Hey did you hear that Eugene Hutz is gonna be playing at the House of Blues next month?

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Eugene Sprague

Eugene Sprague is notable for committing suicide by nonchalantly falling backwards on the rail of the Golden Gate Bridge without any type of regretful or fearful movement.His suicide was film without his knowledge in the Eric Steel's documentary ''The Bridge'', a documentary which showed numerous people jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge to end their lives.

Eugene Sprague was filmed in the documentary ''The Bridge''

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Eugene

Bite a dick

I mean it's serious but it's not Eugene serious a.k.a. bit a dick serious

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Eugene Levy

A Eugene Levy can be performed after one has anal sex. Take your penis after insertion (with poop on the end of it) and rub said waste onto your partner's eyebrows. This will cause the brows to look fuller and thicker, like actor Eugene Levy.

"How far did you guys go?"
"Lets just say, I gave her a Eugene Levy"
"Thats unattractive"

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Dirty Eugene

The Dirty Eugene is a deviant act perpetuated by the loneliest of sorts, the nerds of this world so obsessed with video game fantasies that they creep into other aspects of their lives. Eugene was selected as the human name that best represents this type of person.
Assuming that such a human can get laid, the act is as follows:

While banging a girl doggy style, the guy grabs his favourite gaming controller (generally the the "flight stick" style of joystick) and shoves it in her ass. This is customarily followed by a proclamation of "New High Score!"

Nerd 1: "Did you hear about john Doe?"
Nerd 2: "No, what happened?"
Nerd 1: "He got beaten down by Jane Doe after giving her the Dirty Eugene"
Nerd 2: "At least he's got the new High Score..."

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Eugen Weber

The man. A UCLA professor who knows everything there is to know about AP Euro. He has a catchy theme song and funny accent.

Gee, I love to watch AP Euro videos-Eugen Weber is the best.

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Eugene and Siobhan

To be the perfect couple. To be in love and to live happily ever after. To have find your soulmate, best friend and confidant.

I want to be Eugene and Siobhan

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