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a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.
Merchant Nick is gay
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Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,
He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant
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Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.
"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"
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A person who picks on others verbally by mocking and making jokes at their expense. Someone who commonly "roasts" their friends and acquaintances. Someone who brings the heat.
Reggie goes around the room picking out everyone's flaws and exposing them. His jokes are funny but not everyone can take the heat. He's such a heat merchant.
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An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.
Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!
Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.
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The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum
Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position
Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian
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