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(1854-1880) Infamous Irish-Austrailian bushranger-cum-bank-robber who performed some of the most daring raids in history. He fought the establishment for a republic of Victoria. The last attack he made on the establishment was an attempt to derail a train carrying over 200 police officers. Throughout his time as an outlaw he had become a people's champion. He was a modern-day Robin Hood, and his popularity was such that he thought no-one would betray him.
After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).
Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.
He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
Did anyone see that "reckless kelly" movie with yahoo serious?
yahoo serious?
yes, he's a...nevermind.
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American author known for writting "It's Kind of a Funny Story" and "Be More Chill". Also an iconic figure in literature for young adults, specially the ones who struggle or struggled with some kind of disorder.
A: Hey, Ned Vizzini changed my life. He writes exactly what comes across your mind....he's phenomenal.
B: Yeah, he gave me hope. Awesome person....so bad he's gone.
A ginger child who spends thousands of pounds on fifa every year causing his parents bankruptcy and farts when he packs messi : Best freind Dylan Davies Jones but Ned steals all his birds with his huge Chubby
Ned flint packed messi on YouTube in 2016 and sharted
That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.
Don't let his kindness fool you!
You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"
Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*
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He is a beautiful man with the prefect curved and gets all those mother fuckin hoes. He's also the type of guy to eat a biscuit which has been sitting on the ground for 10 minuites
"Ned Berryman has the most hot curves i want to spread his cheeks"
A phrase interchangable with 'sodomized'
If you don't want to be Ned Beatty'd, don't drop the soap.
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