Fat Samurai Medic

Fat Samurai Medic is an army medic at Fire Base Baghtu in Afghanistan. He is an ex-Suumo wrestler that carries a gigantic Ka-Bar knife strapped to the back of his belt. It is rumored that he uses it to cut himself out of his tan t-shirts at the end of each day.

Fat Samurai Medicccccccccccc!

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Foolish Samurai Warrior

A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

Power Rangers Samurai

1. The first Power Rangers Season since Saban Brands bought the franchise back from Disney.

2. An adaptation of Samurai Sentai Shinkenger.

3. The reason Power Rangers should have ended at Power Rangers RPM.

Jayden: Let's watch some Power Rangers Samurai!

Takeru: Watch Shinkenger you prick! *throws sword at Jayden*

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Samurai Deeper Kyo

1: a manga written by akimine kamijyo.

fictional story based around the thousand-man slayer "demon eyes kyo" mixed with hatred, revenge, power, and lots and lots of blood. many battles and comic moments, however nothing like rurouni kenshin as some may say.

2: an extremely choppy and unworthy to the original story anime.

Samurai Deeper Kyo is a great manga, but a not-so-good anime.

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half-ass samurai

a person in an important job , usually one affecting the life and death of the people around, who does so poorly at his job that the people around him suffer, often at the cost of their lives, similar to a samurai who did not take the shogunate seriously

proper usage> George W. Bush is a half-ass samurai

improper usage> He reads like a half-ass samurai

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samurai X

1. aka Samur4iX
2. seeker of worldly justice

SamuraiX rid the world of a great evil, Valcion

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Nice try, Samurai

When you are still unimpressed with someone’s best try, despite the fact that they did their best, but acknowledging that they did put their heart to it.

The expression is believed to have originated from an Italian immigrant in Malta in the early 21st century.

A guy tries all his slickest moves to get a hot girl to bed, but she’s not having it, so she says “nice try, Samurai”