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When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.
My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her
The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing
The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.
A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.
Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?
Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.
A dead end in a comments thread. Can apply to any sort of forum where comments are left by users. This can be initiated by an uninvited comment in a thread (thereby disrupting already existing conversation), or a dwindling conversation that neither party knows how to end politely.
Jackie and I were commenting on an old photo of us on Facebook, until Josh interjected with his comment. He led us to a thread end.
When you're hot from exercise so you pull on your shirt or clothing to fan yourself.
Ex.) She was so hot she had to thread strum to cool down.
It so hot in the gym that she was thread strumming to cool off a little.
A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
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The juiciest most moist clothing on the entire market
Bro, I gotta get down to Urban Planet and pick me up some sick threads. Holla
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