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when you splooge all over her pink balloon knot
We're all out of toilet paper honey can you give me a cock bidet
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When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.
Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom
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When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...
I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.
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When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.
Tom: She shit on your dick?!
Brad: Yeah so I gave her a fucking Dirty Bidet!
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Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.
Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.
While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.
Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!
After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.
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curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.
Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;
A bidet butt chug involves draining the tank of a bidet-equipped toilet, and filling it with a beverage — preferably of the alcoholic variety. The user then leverages the pressure provided by the bidet to boof the liquid in the tank.
Mitch really just bidet butt chugged that entire bottle of sake, what a legend.