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The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.
Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?
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Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.
Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.
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one of the only catholic schools in bergen county that doesn't have fake ass stuck up douchbags going there. unlike homosexual dominant schools like bend over bergen also known as bergen catholic or butt buddy bosco also known as don bosco. paramus catholic actually has the opposite sex known as a female. (for all of you all boy school students who might not of known about the other gender) paramus catholic isn't the best at sports for the main reason that the student there don't want to waste there whole high school life practicing a sport because paramus catholic students have lives and have friends.
did you hear that Megan fox's new husband was a graduate from Paramus catholic
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Most of todays Catholics. They typically care more about Truth than traditions. They care more about Charity than Dogma. They often except beliefs such as Universalism, and salvation to animals. They try to live their lives as Jesus did, out of love, not fear. Most of the most Charitable Catholics had some pretty unorthodox positions. Many ignore all the stupid rules regarding contraceptions. Many believe in female clergy and the ability to marry. They admitt that the Catholic Church did some pretty evil things, and dont try to justify them or cover them up. They are willing to admitt any errors. They are typically pretty tolerant of Protestants and non-Christians. They believe in separation of Church and state.
Mother Theresa could be considered a Catholic Left, since she never sought to convert anyone, but make them a better Hindu, Buddhist, or Muslim. However she was one of the most Charitable and kind women.
St. Francis could be seen as a Catholic Left, because he showed kindness to Animals, despite the fact that most orthodox theologians such as Augustine and Aquintas believed that animals had no souls.
Pope John Paul II could also be seen as a Catholic Left, because he apologized for the burning of heretics, the Crusades, and false heresies such as the Gallileo "Heresy". He also enforced dialogues with other world religions.
St. Julian of Norwich could also be seen as a Catholic Left, considering she had a vision of Jesus who explained that there was a higher purpose of hell for redemption, and that in the end, all will be well.(She asked about those who never heard of Jesus). Many scholars believe she was a Universalist.
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same thing as central catholic:
- mostly a bunch of privileged white republicans who will never learn any better because they end up at all white colleges and surround themselves with like-minded people
- soccer moms
- filled with locals :o
- marry their cousins
- there are a handful of cool/chill people but for the most part just a bad crowd
"did you see that instagram post of the white girl on the mission trip?
'yeah she thinks she's fixing the whole world'
'she must be from oakland catholic'"
"that girl's spray tan got her lookin like a cheeto... she must be an oakland girl"
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1. Large co-educational Catholic high school in where else but Paramus. Not exactly the premier Catholic high school in Bergen County, but it does have the bubble out back now. It's kind of overcrowded and is often criticized for that, as well as the astounding number of potheads the school matriculates every year. Mr. Agostino keeps it real though, and if you're really a troublemaker you usually get black-bagged. There's good things about the school like the bus that goes straight into the city (163), and the other bus that drops you off at the Garden State Plaza (756). In literature the school often touts its diversity, and in all honesty they're not lying.
2. Where me and a lot of other people in my town went to high school because the 163 happens to run through my town.
3. Where a lot of Bergen and Passaic County kids go to school either because they prefer the appearance of the PC uniform over the uniform of another school or because they have moderately rich parents and their friends from the next town over are going too.
1. Paramus Catholic is the largest private school in New Jersey and they have "rigorous" admission standards.
2. Yep, it's 7:15 in the morning and a bunch of kids in khaki pants and plaid skirts are standing on a corner. Must be PC kids.
3. Omg i was gonna go to IHA, but thn lyk I relaized PC has a cuter uniform nd lyk my friend Kaylee from Maywood is going thur to soo I told my mom if she made me go to IHA I wuz gonna go psyco nd she wuz lyk ok.
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A Catholic/Christian metal band that combines traditional latin prayer with heavy metal instrumentation.
I was born into a catholic family so I am a cradle Catholic, but I listen to the band Cradle Catholic.
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