Dad

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

dad

The one who never came back...

dad?

dad

a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭

you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk

Dad

Im not sure. I never actually found one.

Where's my Dad?

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

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