promise string

a piece of string you give your girlfriend cuz you can't afford a ring, if you say it really fast it sounds like promise ring

heard it on the awesome show Still Standing

''hey ya give your gf the promise ring yet?''

''nah i got her a *says it really fast so he won't catch it* promise string''

''huh? thats what i said''

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he-string

Male version of the g-string, not dissimilar to a jock strap

Man1: What the fuck are you doing werin women's clothes dude???
Man2: It ain't women's clothes man, it's my he-string.
Man1: *cringes*

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Tampon String

A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.

Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?

Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!

Lauren: This is absurd!

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1st string

When a guy is tackling more than one girl its just a way for him to put the girls in order of who he likes more.

Used by those Jock guys

guy 1: I cant believe Jess, Rach, Lila, and Tanya all like you

guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach

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string pussy

longer than a noodle, sweeter than a strudel.

Example 1:
"Hey dude, have you ever heard of string pussy?"
"What's that?"
"It's longer than a noodle, and sweeter than a strudel! Like a rubber band it goes bbbooooiiiiiooooiiiiooiiiioooiiiioooooiiiing!"

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beef strings

The look created on a big girls back when she wears a dress with really tight straps over the shoulders. In turn these straps create creases as they set themselves into the back fat.

"wow that girl is way to big for that dress"

"yeah look at the straps she has a good set of beef strings going."

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Cheese Stringing

A term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way.

In a frenzied moment of bedroom passion, Jim grabbed hold of Tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing .

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