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ADHD

Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
or
Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.

College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.

by yummyyerem April 20, 2016


adhd

99% of all boys have this

guy 1: bro you have ADHD?
guy 2: what

by pogfish May 24, 2021


ADHD

A Damn Hard Dick

Everyone, I have ADHD. A Damn Hard Dick!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024


ADHD

a neurodevelopmental disorder that stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donuts!

Billy's ADHD makes it difficult for them to concentrate.

by SnowIvyXD October 4, 2023


ADHD

1. A diagnosis given to children when parents want to sedate their children with amphetamines.
2. When children aren't normal, yet also don't fulfill the criteria for learning disabilities, mental illnesses or autism.
3. Someone with no attention span.

Modern television and TikTok cause ADHD.

by Anonymouslywonderful February 11, 2022


ADHD

ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It's also known as Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude/Dudette. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dudette.

Aggressive

Dangerous

Hyperactive

Dude/Dudette.

It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.

Tony: I took 40mg to Ethylphenidate and it helped with my ADHD and was so relaxing. I also have the gym membership paid so I can go to gym if I don't have my stimulants.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 6, 2024


ADHD

An evolved multitasking charistic due to driving vehicles it which the subconsciously is enlisted to pay attention to the more boring task at hand. The disorder arises in children when adults believe they should do as they're told or its a mental disorder.

Where you paying attention to the road?
No, my adhd was, I was enjoying the scenery.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023