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accidental enucleation

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.

Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

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Accidental Nudity

When your clothes magically disintegrate and you are left in the open nude

Gregory was walking down the street when he accidental nudity and everybody saw his penis!

by Bigdickdaddy47 May 22, 2017

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Accidental Deletion

On occasion one will create something wonderful; a swirl of whip creme upon an immaculate hot fudge sundae; with the exact amount of fudge you like, slightly warmed.
The person will truly create a feast to the readers eyes, should it be a creation of writing; or that of music, or that of film. A spectacle, a miracle....
And then they delete it..

because computers are stupid.... and fuck them.....
because... FUCK

Hit Wrong Button----Delete----Search For Scattered Remains------To No Avail-------Gone---------SAD

Example should include the word "Accidental Deletion"
okay...okay... goodness urban dictionary...suck...."it"

by waveofsound1990 September 6, 2012

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Accidental snipe

To snipe a person in a game as a joke/accident

"Sorry, I did an Accidental snipe."

by Accidental sniping August 22, 2016

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accidental boss

When one pulls off a move of epic proportions with seemingly no effort involved. Ending in what appears to have been a premeditated act. But is actually an accidental convergence of events.

Sarah slid across six lanes of traffic avoiding what could have been a major accident ' accidental boss', Sarah actually never had control of the vehicle and the breaks locked up at the right moment to save her.

by Esotericdom November 29, 2017

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Accidental Bike

When you're playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl as Wario and accidentally make him ride his bike, which can often be a pain in the ass.

Example 1:

Person 1: Oh Crap, stupid Wario got on his bike!
Person 2: ACCIDENTAL BIKE!

Example 2:

Person 1: Aww man, I just accidental bike'd!

by Daini January 24, 2010

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Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 11, 2011

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