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Abiy Ahmed

A greedy genocidal Thief and illegitimate son of Isaias Afewerki.

“There’s more than enough for everyone! Stop acting like Abiy Ahmed”

by Tigray Tesir ❤️💛 February 11, 2022

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Laiba ahmed

a idiot who is a rotten stink bag and she smells like farts

Ew she's such a laiba ahmed

by aaminajs October 22, 2016

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cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 October 21, 2015

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Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021


Khizer Ahmed

A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.

How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.

by vHypnotic July 11, 2022

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Ahmed Ali Effect

When you're acting retarded and you know you're acting retarded but you don't do anything about it, it is called the ahmed ali effect.

Yo i think my man had the ahmed ali effect

by SodaaGroup May 22, 2019

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Ahmed Timol Secondary

A place of mental torture that likes to steal.

We all hate Ahmed Timol Secondary school.

by SELFPROMO November 22, 2021

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