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That guy on the couch. Thinks hes a responsible model citizen by day, 4 year old blubbering fucking idiot by night.
someone we all hate.
AKA. My brother
alcoholic aaron: Dude why don't you go to school?
me: i don't know, why is the sky blue? why does the bear shit in the woods? how many dui's you got??
alcoholic aaron: fuck you
me:Sorry, I guess the questions were too complex for your one track mind to grasp. . lemme put it in terms you actually understand.
Derr dErr blah blah blah BEER blah bla alcohol your a fuckin idiot thats going nowhere in life but working retail!
BITCH! I hope you choke on your own vomit in the night you dickhead!
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Adj. Enjoyable in a way that will only result in regret through vomiting, physical abuse, expelling waste on oneself, and/or death.
After seeing the bowls of brown jellybellys, the rack of inexplicable pool cues, the bin of freshly cleaned underwear, and the ambulance outside, we all knew the town Tea Party rally was going to be absolutely alcoholical!
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The catalyst & reason all ugly people are hooking up, why most settle, not accomplish their dreams, pass out get up and do it again the next day.
I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do it's before work, after work And sometimes in between.
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Solution to all of life’s problems. It makes you high and forget about your problems and your life.
Sally drank alcohol last night and immediately felt better.
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Marina rose who the fuck actually knows how to spell her last name
A lying piece of shit who drinks her problems away and doesn’t know how to love anyone or anything
Wow marina is an alcoholic, she got so fucking drunk that she crashed her car and ruined her life.
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A narcistic asshole who has violent outbreaks,never accepting the blam only giving.
Wow you never stop drinking do you? You're an Alcoholic
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someone who drinks a lot and gets drunk regularly, even though he knows he'll regret it the next day
Nat is an alcoholic
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