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To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.
Mr White: Would this be better on an A1 sheet.
Mr Red: Possibly. I'm not sure.
Mr Blue: I had fish for tea last night.
Mr White: Ah, you just pulled an Alex!
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THE ABSOLUTE DOPEST PERSON YOULL EVER FUCKING MEET. You think you’re all kool and shit now?.... yeah... just wait til’ you meet an Alex. She is by FAR the KOOLEST KAT around. I mean by far by far tho. Like if you take the second koolest kat around and put them next to her, you’d be like who the f is this other guy? Get him outta here he looks like trash compared to this sick gal, Alex. Without a doubt alooox is a real yehawer, a real neat boyo, a totally terrific scronch. Anyone would be glad to have an Alex in their life. She makes everyone have the largggggeeee smiles.
Guy 1: YO YO YO I JUST SNORTED THIS BOONCH SO HARD IM HELLA WACKED RN!
Guy 2: wowwww dont you think you’re kool. Well guess what I know this gal that U ain’t got shit on.
Guy 1: well who the heck is this being you spek uv? I don’t believe a thing you say becuz you a stooopid head HAHA GOTTEM
*Alex walks in*
Guy 1: OH SHHHHHHH... DAMNNNNN! Wow I’m so sorry I was so wrong. Now that... THATS A KOOL KAT! I am humbled by her presence.
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Alex is a really sweet guy that will never try to hurt you.He will also put a smile on your face and do anything to make you happy.When you start to think that he can't get any sweeter he dose.He is really funny,kind,sweet,cute,silly,and just perfect.He is soo fine and i can't get over how cute he is.If you get an alex then you are really lucky .Alex's are the best boyfriend you will ever get .
My boyfriend alex is so hot and he treats me so right.
He is definitely an Alex.
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A very very cool person! Who loves loves loves sports, like basketball, baseball,soccer, and pretty much any sport! Alexs are very chill and an amazing friend to be around!
"Hey wanna go hang out with Alex?"
"Hey wanna watch a basketball game with Alex?"
"Hey wanna go play soccer with Alex?"
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This man is a gigantic discord mod with too many kittens and is the biggest NPC to ever exist
Alex: YOOO I love art and I am smart
Me: "briefly kissing dudes"
Alex fine as wine, like deadass she can turn water to wine