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A white male's penis with lumps.
Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.
When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth
I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.
to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"
Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.
when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier
other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄