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Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.
That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.
when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier
other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄
noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".
2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.
Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.
Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.
Somone who act's like they're better than someone
Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond
Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.