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Almond

Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.

That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.

by FactsofWebstersFictionary May 29, 2022


almond

when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.

girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄

by catsmeller37 April 22, 2023


Almond

noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"

You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.

by wordwrestler December 18, 2018


Almond

Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.

Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.

by March 09, 2023


Almond

Somone who act's like they're better than someone

Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017


Almond

Janae

Janae a big ass almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017


Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.

I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.

by Felix_liter June 27, 2018