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A member of the LGBTQIA movement.
Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!
P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects
Spanish translated into english bad
Did you guys watch Word, The Alphabet
Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)
guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...
guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Teacher: Now, Candy, can you please recite all the alphabet letters?
Candy: Miss, are you a kindergarten teacher? This is secondary school!
Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................
Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.
1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!