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You are amazing at Warzone. You never have shit stains in your drawers. You’re either slim and fit or morbidly obese. Your musically inclined. You are most likely the hottest guy in the room but also the biggest guy in the room.
Time to hop on the game, we need an Alvin
Two romantic love birds who are head over hills for each other and involve themselves with crazy teen romance like Romeo and juliet
Babe can we be sherryl and Alvin
The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
"Do you know Alvin Smith, the black monkey who runs around grocery stores eating banana's? Yeah he's a FUCKING nigger."
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟