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THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT. WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.
Anton: Is the urban dictionary always right?
David: THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.
Anton gets stabbed in the gut with a hand.
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What a person says to another person when they think there "lien"
Ex: viner: WHY U ALWAYS LIEN
Victem: huh then laughs
Why you always lien is Popular with what are those fans
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Made famous in the television show. Dr who first uttered by the tenth doctor to Rose Tyler his companion During a party at Madame de Pompadour castle in 18th century France.
in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun
Amanda and Jennifer remembered to always bring a banana to a party not knowing what to expect but fun itself and que cera cera
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That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis
Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)
When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart
For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her
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1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
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A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.
Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
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