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Amazon echo: "I am a very model of digital intelligence"
Also amazon echo: Ask her a simple question and she says "sorry I don't know that one" or "I'd rather not answer that"
Amazon echo is not a very model of digital intelligence
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Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice
"What's the flamin amazon ?"
"Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice"
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Like Netflix and Chill but with Amazon prime because you are broke; I.E. to have sex and watch a movie or TV show
Dude 1: Yo, I heard you and Angela Netflix and Chill'd
Dude 2: Nah, just Amazon Prime and Intertwine
The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.
Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment
The grown up version of Netflix and chill.
Sara: "Hey babe the kids are all tucked into bed. What would you like to do?"
Harry: "Netflix and chill?"
Sara: "Really what are we 16?"
Harry: "Amazon Prime and Wine?"
Sara: "I'll get the glasses"
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Very similar to Netflix and Chill, Amazon Prime and Chill is all about a booty call and not the actual movies. But take note that Amazon Prime and Chill is a better "bang" for your buck. A Prime subscription gets you free two-day shipping on all Amazon orders and Prime Video at a slightly less expensive rate than Netflix.
"wanna hang?"
"sure, but i'm not down for netflix and chill!"
"i don't have netflix, but we can definitely amazon prime and chill"
"ok sweet:)"
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the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.
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