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An acronym for Tits in my soup
*waitress bends over to pick up plates but gets her breasts in your chicken soup*
you - TIMS! And i was going to eat that!
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(timmed,timming):
-verb(used with object)
1:to expend the best portion of something; consuming the parts of highest quality while leaving the low quality parts for others.
Please don't tim that bowl, i'd like to taste some of the green too!
She used to look good, before she was timmed.
You don't have a pre-nup? Prepare to be timmed.
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Tim is a best friend. Tim is the class clown of every class he attends. Tim is the guy who doesn't have the best grades, but his teachers still love him. He's the guy with horrible time management, but manages to get things done.
Tim is a real friend. He doesn't laugh at a joke to be courteous. He lets you know if he disagrees with an action you're doing. He's the friend that moved away, but will always be remembered. Tim is the friend that you spend the time with the most when you visit your hometown. Tim can be weird, but at the same time, he's hilarious beyond words. Tim is also absolutely horrible at texting due to his laziness. Tim is not the friend to talk about deep topics with.
Tim is also quite the good-looking guy. Tim is the guy whose popularity among the girls is beyond belief. Even so, Tim is very picky with his girls. Tim is the man who marries someone his age and his ideal type right after college. Tim is the guy that you will remember from your childhood.
Tim is actually incredibly hilarious.
Tim, no need to roast them so hard.
Tim was writing at an insane speed as his teacher came down his row to collect the homework.
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Four dudes with ambition to go to FONIS Hakaton, but one of them was late and other one watched anime. They failed.
You're bigger disappointment then Tim Alfa Tim.
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A guy who seems caring and funny at first but later shows his true colors of being an ass hat. He constantly gets mad due to his self-loathing and will often throw temper tantrums. He appears to be nice but that is only because he is a pussy. He is judgmental and will often belittle others. Tims are also very likely to die a virgin but at least they are sometimes nice.
Oh ya that guys a total Tim, I would never hang out with him.
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