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(v.) To increase the size or importance of a stake in a game of risk. See poker
He decided to up the ante by placing his teenage daughter as a prize. He lost, I fucked her, baby is due in november.
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A glorious winged faggot. A small douchebag with what is known to be short man syndrome. Known to associate with the whales that search for Top Dollar Nigga. This person uses words like aite and dat. Also known to be of the Peruvian variety. This person will act tough around every corner trying to compensate for the lack of size.
Ant Dawg once said: "I like my coffee like I like my women, I fuckin hate coffee"
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To inscribe a white line across a ladies face using ones naughty paintbrush,in a style reminiscent of the briefly popular eighties highwayman' make up.
Sammy: What the heck are you doing?
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!
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a common misprounciation of "answer me"
"Ants Are Me DAMNIT!!!"
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a sock that, after being used to capture the semen of a horny college student, becomes infested with an ant colony. the poor college student finds the ant sock and is horrified beyond belief. who knew that ants loved semen so god damn much.
Dude I just went for my jiz sock and they were a shit ton ants in it. FML. guess it's an ant sock now.
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Ant-Management occurs when a company actually runs well, and all the employees are doing what they are supposed to do - so the management feels redundant, and thus fear layoffs.
Therefore they start "re-organizing", which (on a well running company) has the same effect as shaking an ant-farm: All the workers stop doing what they were supposed to do, and starts running around like crazy because nobody knows what is going on and everyone's in a state of alert.
Management thinks they did really good, because all the workers are really busy, and you can see them running all over the place. Productivity however drops to a fraction above zero.
- I havn't had any real work done for weeks, 'cause we're under ant-management again!
- Again? didn't you reorganize last year??
- Yep... doing it again....
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