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Johnny: Hey susie do you want to have seggz tonight?
Susie: no
Johnny: Why not?!
Susie: first of all no means no, second of all it’s april 24th - national consent day
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April 2nd is for the people with the most amazing sense of humour, as they are too bad-ass to be born as April Fool's babys.
Hey, did you hear about that Steve kid that was born 2 minutes after April Fool's ended, on April 2nd?
Yea, he's a BAMF
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Is the day where kings and queens are born
20 April is my favorite date
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Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass
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This person is amazing
And can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Everyone else wishes that they were her.
Her birthday is on April 2.
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A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
April Fools!
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The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
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