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Johnny: Hey susie do you want to have seggz tonight?
Susie: no
Johnny: Why not?!
Susie: first of all no means no, second of all it’s april 24th - national consent day
April 2nd is for the people with the most amazing sense of humour, as they are too bad-ass to be born as April Fool's babys.
Hey, did you hear about that Steve kid that was born 2 minutes after April Fool's ended, on April 2nd?
Yea, he's a BAMF
Is the day where kings and queens are born
20 April is my favorite date
Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass
This person is amazing
And can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Everyone else wishes that they were her.
Her birthday is on April 2.
A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
April Fools!
The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!