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The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.
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literally just a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. there's only 2 restaurants and there's not even a stop sign. tbh the redneck Capital of Arkansas.
those rednecks are probably from bald knob Arkansas.
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When a shemale is riding a male’s dick in reverse cowgirl position. But earlier that day, she ate taco bell, so she proceeds to squirt out liquid shit inside his dickhole. He then flips her around and ejaculates his dick until the diarrhea squirts out into her face. If the diarrhea gets into her eyes, you get bonus points.
Chief Keef: Yo Jay-Z, this shemale bitch was pissing me off, so i pulled off an Arkansas Cheese Taco
Jay-Z: OH SHIT, did you go for the eyes?
Chief Keef: You already know my nig.
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what you get after having sex with male or female from arkansas.
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A private, Christian school in north Little Rock. CAC takes pride in their students looking like they are 'good' people. A student cannot have attraction towards their own gender (which is different than homosexuality) or they will be kicked out. There are many other specifications that a student must 'be' or follow. The president and principle of CAC takes pride in making sure every student looks like a perfect person. A person was asked to leave after people joked that he would shoot up the school and the president, Dr. lambert harassed him for it, assuming that he was guilty. African-Americans are also called the "N" word there, people are very racist to them, even some of the teachers. The school is very messed up in many ways. I really can't wait for them to be publicly exposed (for the sake of all things Holy, lol).
Person#1: "I will be transferring to Central Arkansas Christian CAC"
Person#2: "But you're black??? Don't you know you'll hate it?"
Person#1: "I hear that they try to represent Christ and accept everyone, right?"
Person#2: **Rolling on the ground laughing** "Get a clue"!
A mid-sized but little known university in Little Rock, Arkansas (the state's capital city). In contrast to the traditional college experience, University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR) has a large percentage of working adult students and numerous professors are familiar with the job market outside of academia. The university is the only metropolitan-based college within Arkansas (almost an oxymoron.. :D!!). Advantages of attending include a helpful staff, small class size, highly available internships, and great job placement following graduation. Disadvantages to attending include no Trojan (the mascot) football team for the university (still), strict smoking policies, no co-ed dorms, and less partying than a young person would expect in a college experience. Overall, a great school in a practical sense, but even with all it's student life does not offer the entertainment value of related schools.
John: Hey, where are you going to college?
George: University of Arkansas at Little Rock.
John: Why aren't you going to University of Arkansas at Fayetteville?
George: Well, Little Rock's finances don't depend on the Walton family to help bolster the hill-ridden diploma mill and second-rate athletics, staff are familiar with the responsibilities of their job, there are more (and larger) scholarships available, and following graduation I can actually have a job related to my degree instead of having a master's degree in computer science and being a salesperson working at Best Buy.
John: Word. Still, PIG SOUEE!!
George: *facepalms*
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This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!
"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"
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