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Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017


Arked

When you or a tame clip out of the map in Ark survival evolved and die

Guy 1: When we get home do you wanna play ark?
Guy 2: Yeah but our T-Rex got arked.

by Ngkh August 5, 2022


Arked

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.

I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.

by Big Scary Black Man November 13, 2022


super 3d noa's arked

The most extreme form of being doomed...

You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....

Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...

OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....

Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!

by Qrez December 16, 2016


ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023


ark-flation

When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it

“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch

by Aaron The Sex Master February 8, 2024