Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

takeover artist

An artist/musician/band on music streaming services played again and again and again, especially after giving any one of their tunes a thumb's up.

Don't thumb's up that Cat Stevens track on my Talking Heads station, Brittany -- Stevens is a total takeover artist like The Beatles or Michael Jackson!

Knockout artist

One who is usually undefeated and wins nearly all of their battles by knockout.

Mike Tyson is a real knockout artist.

Buzzword Artist

A useless simpleton who makes a living using buzzwords but doesn't contribute with actual work.

"That guy keeps talking about experience, workflow and engagement. He doesn't know shit! He's a buzzword artist."

brick artist

a person whose medium of expression is building bricks, such as but not limited to Lego.

"My name is Jeffrey Kong, and I'm a brick artist from Singapore."

Life artist

(The leveled up and/or thrive version of "survival artist")

Someone who does life as an artist / in a creative way.

(The life artist is metaphorically speaking:) Like a cook would get delivered some ingedrients, and then go from there, for making a dish. The life artist will take the ingedrients gotten from life, maybe go for some other ingedrients, and then make something the artists likes out of it.

It can be limited to, but in it's most pure & real form it's not limited to a particular (known by most ppl) art form and it's more of a way of doing throughout life.

Not to be confused with "toxic positivity".
Though a life artist can focus more on that what they want, then on what is not wanted.
Life art is more about that there are more then one way to look at & go at things, in life.

Life artists can totally 'flip a (provided) script'.

Soulgasms might also be known to a life artist; because of how they can experience life.
An example is in Louis Armstrongs 'What a Wonderful World (Original Spoken Intro Version)'.

Woman: "When I made clear to him that I wasn't interested, he hissed in my ear, looking at me all evil: 'do you want to play this the hard way?!'

I said to him : 'There is no game' 🤷🏻 ♀️"
Other woman: "🙈 .. You are such a life artist"

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shag artist

Someone who regularly has sex with lots of different people and finds it easy to get laid.

Hey, you don't wanna go out with that guy/girl -- I hear they are a real shag artist; they'll probably cheat on you!