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An area of Headingley, Leeds that is very poor and revolves around gang violence, sex and drug dealing. Local gangster "Killer" is renowned in the area for setting up a vigilante operation for which he is paid with milk and prostitutes. Taxi drivers rarely venture far along Ash Road for fear of being pelted with eggs and excrement. A familiar sound is single shotgun blasts and the crying of small children. Populated mainly by honkeys and turks although the areas token nigger is often seen trying to start his scooter. A notable resident is convicted kidnapper and possible rapist Reda Johnson.
That nigger from Ash Road who can't start his scooter
Perhaps the most toxic tryhards in all of existence
they have no functioning head hitbox and are capable of having the hostage outside and secured and the entire enemy team aced in less than 4 seconds of the round starting and they tend to enjoy blasting running in the 90's into the microphone at max volume for maximum speed
(they also tend to be the Jager mains who can kill your whole team off of the spawn)
Ash mains :I AM SPEEEEEEEED!
rook: oh god oh fuck!
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WHEN A MODERN GERMAN ANALY RAPES, TIES DOWN, AND BURNS A JEWISH ANIMAL INTO ASH. THAN PUTS IT ON EGGS MADE OUT OF THE JEWS FAMILY'S EYES AND EATS IT.
NAZI 1: OMG!!! THIS JEW ASH IS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD!!!
NAZI 2: I KNOW RIGHT! It's GREAT!
the anti hero in the evil dead trilogy, made famous by Bruce Campbell. Based on a darkhorse comic. He uses a sawed off shotgun (his BOOMSTICK) and a chainsaw attached to his amputated hand to fight off "deadites", a reanimated corpse possessed by a corrupt soul, he is the ultimate badass and could kill anything that moves. He is a wise cracking womanizer with an arsenal of awesome one liners such as: groovy, give me some sugar baby, good or bad im the one with the gun, or HAIL TO THE KING BABY
are you with team edward or team jacob, IM WITH TEAM ASH WILLIAMS CAUSE HE COULD DESTROY BOTH OF THEM!
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When some kid who thinks he is good at Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege rushes in with the best character Ash, BUT!!!!, just dies as he enters the building.
Kid 1|im going to ash rush| kid 2| no you always Di...., never mine you already did
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multitalented instagram famous upcoming artist from louisiana
young ash is a really chilled person!
The "hero" of the pokemon anime series. Named after a tree, like his other little friends, Professers Oak, Elm and Birch.
His last name sounds like "Catch 'em". How original.
Exceedingly crap at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a Gameshark or something because:
a) His pikachu can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) His pokemon use WAY more than four moves
c) His pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) He can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
I thought I was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. Maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. Why didn't one of his other anime buddies use a MAX REVIVE on him or something?
The actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a dick, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.
*ash ketchum sends out his pikachu against rhyhorn, a rock pokemon who shouldn't be affected by electricity*
"Hey, that rhyhorn's horn looks like it acts as a lightning rod! Pikachu! Zap it's horn!"
"piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!
"Yay we defeated it! Go Gameshark!"
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