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Atheist

The polar opposite of Theism, but with the same amount of blind faith, dogma, brainwashing and lack of thinking.

They slap the burden of proof on Theism to prove that God exists while predictably being completely unable and thus unwilling to prove that God doesn't exist.

If what they believe is true, then the universe is completely without meaning, and so our our lives, the lives of our loved ones, and every action we make, because eventually the Earth and all its inhabitants will no longer exist, all the causes of all our effects will cease to be, and there is noone to judge us. Thus, they have no reason to be good and no reason to have morals, and as a result nobody trusts them with anything - a logical reaction to their way of thinking which, of course, they blame the Church for.

Confront them with facts and logic, and they will either suddenly turn Agnostic or mindlessly slander you, probably after slandering the religious for using slander as a weapon.

Intellectually arrogant hypocrite snobs that have some kind of beef with Theism and are constantly shoving their unimaginably stupid way of thinking down your throat while demonizing Theists for doing the same exact thing.

Man #1: I'm smart, everyone who thinks like me is smart and everyone who thinks differently is stupid - especially those dumbass Christians who have no tolerance for those who think differently and think they know everything.

Man #2: Blatant hypocrisy in the very same sentence? That must be some kind of Atheist record.

by The Middle Road August 10, 2009

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Atheist

One who does not belive in a supierior being but does not denie it despite to what people say we are nice people :).

Atheists dont hate christ they hate everyone! :D

by Quinny! August 8, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atheist

There are, actually, several definitions of 'atheist' in modern society.
1. Person who is stupid enough to believe that the world created itself, and cannot explain it. Pitiful...
2. Person who is smart enough to see the faults behind various religions. Feh, dumb Christians...
3. Person who cannot make up their mind about which religion to go with, as a result goes with nothing.
4. Person who honestly couldn't care less about this sort of shit.

1. "Atheists really need to get a life."
2. "Atheists are awesome."
3. "I dunno...do I count as an atheist?"
4. "Can we talk about something else? Like, maybe books?"

by ellipsisdotdotdot February 15, 2011

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Atheist

An idiot. They believe that they are smarter than everyone else because they don't believe in God, when in reality all they are are moronic, conflict-loving attention-whores.

Atheist: I'm so smart because I don't believe in God
Theist: No you're not. All you want is attention.

by Halcyon Metal December 21, 2010

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Atheist

An immoral, sometimes completely uneducated example of the lowest level of human society. An extremely hypocritcal race often blinded by self-righteousness and idiocy. Tends to point fingers at others to divert attention from their own flaws. Will use any form oflogic, no matter how absurd, to support their primitive and misguided ideals.

Also see Imbicile.

ImbicileAtheist

by exemus January 15, 2010

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Atheist

"A strong minded person who has dedicated himself to a disbelief in god based on roughly the same amount of evidence a religious follower uses to dedicate himself to a belief in god."

Yes,however it is more "scientific" to suppose that God does exist until it is disproven than it is to suppose that God does not or cannot exist,without even investigating the possibility.

Why you might ask?

Because the creationist is more closely following and adhering to the scientific method by believing in the concept that God may actually exist as a concept than the atheist is who has already concluded,without even scientifically testing and proving it via the scientific method,that god does infact NOT exist.(No Mr. atheist,we do not know that so let's test using the scientific method rather than just saying "there is no god,don't waste your time on fairy tales." << NOT very scientific!)

In other words God has not been proven or disproven and it is more scientifically sound to suppose that God does exist and test that theory than it is to dismiss that idea without even following the scientific method and actually testing it.The creationist has atleast left the possibility for testing using the scientific method.The atheist has rejected the scientific method altogether by making a premature,prejudical conclusion without even allowing for scientific testing
occur.

Thus,to reject god is to reject science!

The creationist supposes the God concept to be a solid concept and thus worthy of further investigation.

The atheist negates science by presupposing that the God concept isn't even conceptually a concept that is worthy of investigating via the scientific method.


Creationist:"God is a concept to be tested scientifically"

Atheist: "there is no god,it's a fairy tale,aren't I scientific?"

The atheist is not only un-scientific but presumes his self to be god because he is able to conclude without even using the scientific method.WOW,the rest of us have to use science but not the atheist.He is above us all, scientists included.For even a scientist has to test his theories.Not so for the atheist!The atheist is omni-potent!

Why even have science or the scientific method if we are going to make decisions without them and then claim to be on the side of science?

Creationist: "I think there is something to this gravity thing,let's investigate it as it's worthy of investigation"

Atheist: "No,it doesn't exist so there's no need to prove it or disprove it or to investigate it.It's just a fairy tale." - "Oh yeah by the way I'm for science,not fairy tales."

by suck my pagoda March 17, 2005

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Atheist

Another term for Hell Bound. Also used as cum buckets by thorn cocked demons.

Thorn cocked demon: I fucked that atheist so hard last night that my unholy ejaculate of white bees actually shot out his mouth

Leather teated hag: Awesome! stick it to that godless heathen.

by Ace McCloud April 11, 2006

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