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People born on August 14 are super nice and cute
A: He must've born on August 14 cause he is so nice
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People born on this day are always forgotten about and treated as if they're invisible. Anyway, if you know anyone born on this day, checm if they're okay...
"Ayo Dorkeisha."
"Yea?"
"Ur born on August 30 right?"
"Yea."
"Are you okay?"
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I'm dat bitch. Been that bitch. Still that bitch. Will forever be that bitch 💅🏻
Person who was born on 28 August is literally the coolest!
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The best of the best is born on this day.
Rando 1: who's that?
Rando 2: oh that? They're just born on August 14th so like just the most amazing person on Earth
The birthday for the best person in the world this birthday is so pretty and clean, people born on this day normally are assholes but they are super funny and yeah!
aww she's born on August 26th? what a cutie :)
National scrap day
If you have beef with someone today is the day to sort it out
Person 1: oi cunt we got beef
person 2: okay lets scrap cunt its august 8 national scrap day
person 1: okay come at me cunt
person 2: lets scrap
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