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semi humorous, semi offensive): a very messy-by most normal people standards- person.
the neatest person i know literally behaves like a hotel room bachelor when they actually rent a hotel room by themselves during business trips.
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A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.
Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
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A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.
My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...
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Various things to do before you kill your bachlerhood and settle down.
Man1: I wanna go on a vacation by myself and have a bunch of 1 night stands.
Man2: Well add that to your Bachelor Bucket List.
A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
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A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.
Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
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A theraputic boarding school located about 25.6 miles outside of prinville oregon. Ages range from 14-18 years of age. A Place that has workshops that your forced to be in and if you leave your at the program longer. food and sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, mental abuse and cruel punishment and forced embarrisment. Where your yelled at for being a piece of shit and a drunk. A place that makes you feel like shit.A place that lies to the parents of the students and says your student is great here and deny every bad thing there ever said to you. A place where kids who go there are put through so much shit. A place where you cant help but be depressed. A place where they bribe you with food and candy and a fire in the fire place to say good things about them to the investigators and parents.A place where your yelled at constantly and have power hungrey staff taking your clothes from you because they think there inapropriate when its just a plain white t-shirt. A place who rips your friends away from you when there the only thing you got and makes it to where you cant talk to them. A threating, abusive, misguiding place. Youll meet the best friends of your life there, but when you dont expect it, there gone. because of the staff.
A place where your put down for being you. A place i went to and will never forgive.
girl-"i wish i could bring all my friends and get away from here"
boy-"yea.....me to. Ive never been so sad/mad in my life."
girl-"the only thing we have to look forward to is each getting out of here, in one more year."
then well finally be away from Mt. Bachelor academy.
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