Badger tap

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.

1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"

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Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

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vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

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Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

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Sea Badger

Elusive Marine Rodent, inhabits the shores of Devon and Cornwall. Hunted by many, caught by few.

I do believe i just saw a Sea Badger Jenkins.

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nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

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fat badger

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.

Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!

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