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Masturbating, wanking etc.
A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.
Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?
Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.
She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!
Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:
a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive
a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!
b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!
c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.
Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.
Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.
When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.
When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.