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Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 16, 2021


Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.

Kate Baldwin is awesome

by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021


Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 18, 2023


Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022


Alec Baldwin

When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.

I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.

by Jacque the Second December 2, 2021


baldwinize

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).

"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."

by barry b November 2, 2021


A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022