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Noun: A sexual act in which the involved man fold his flaccid penis in half, secures a popsicle stick to it with rubber bands and and penetrates the involved woman's vagina
I drank too much and had to use the ol' Baltimore Bankroll technique
When a storm drain in the city of Baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. The contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of Baltimorron street scum, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, jizz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, McDonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc....the list goes on, and on and .....
Dude 1- Hey, I was walking to the subway staion when I stepped into a Baltimore Bathtub. I pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.
Dude 2- Don't worry man, no one will notice on the metro. You'll fit in with all the other dirty scum bags.
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The act of explosively shitting your pants while performing a classic Baltimore lean.
If you look to your right you'll notice the fabled tumble weave. On your left we have a gravity defying heroin addict... Whoa what's this?! Ladies and gentlemen we have a rare treat today. You're currently witnessing a Baltimore landslide!
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When a male (or a collective group of men) ejaculates so hard on a girls face, she is knocked to the ground like the entire city of Baltimore is hitting her in the face.
Man, I knew before I even finished that she was going to get the Baltimore Blast.
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A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.
Are you SURE this isn't OLD Baltimore? New Baltimore.
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Before having sex you take a crap load of laxatives and when you reach climax you just let it all shoot out. It is said to be very Satisfying.
Dude last night was so awesome! I ripped out a baltimore bomber and shit went everywhere!
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A sweet football team. Fuck you if u dont like them, Ed Reed is my boy!
The Ravens defense crushed yet another drive.
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