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A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.
"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"
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Leading candidate for the democratic nomination, in the 2008 U.S. presidential election.
He's probably gonna win. I really hope Hillary "R-Tard" Clinton doesn't win...
Hell, I'd even take John McCain over Hillary Clinton.
Barack Obama knows what is like to be at the bottom... He worked hard to get to where is he is today, and that is why you should vote for him.
Also, Obama Girl is smoking hot...
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1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is the man, better than Hillary Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.
Barack Obama will kill you in 1 punch.
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When the newly elected President ,
let down by the Tax irregularities of Public Officials about to be nominated to his Cabinet Team , cuts out all the usual
waffle and procrastinating by declaring
unilaterally ;
" I take full responsibility -
It happened on my watch ! ! ! " .
THE END !!! .
Oh Dear - That means all the White House
Press Staff could soon be out of a job
then ! .
IRS Irregularities ???? .
Better watch out - Otherwise you could be
in the firing line of a Barack Atax ! ! .
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The best JoJo character. He's also a president apparently
Barack Obama:Sup assholes
The Stardust Crusaders: *dies violently*
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