Bark Fart

When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark

'bark'

"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"

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barking dogs

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.

you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)

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Bark At The Moon

An album released in 1983 just after the death of Randy Rhoads. also the name of the song on the album.

oh oh yea bark at the moon OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.

Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.

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wet bark

when a girl queefs and cums all over you.

"Damn, that sammie just wet bark all over my fucking chest."

"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"

"She exploded like a wet bark!"

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Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

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Barking dog

A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.

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