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1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something
1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!
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The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.
Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
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The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.
Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.
Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.
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1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
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When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.
Stickey situations between your legs.
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Performed during "Whoopie".
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
ALTERNATE
2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
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When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"
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